jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

truncatedlegs:

I made poetry from an old clearance book yesterday

(Source: aipoms)

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

(Source: togifs)

mermaidriots:

peachyteen:

annabellehector:

Posing

yolandi

omfg it is.

(Source: theowl-seeingeye)

seascrims:

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rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

oswald-souffle:

The one day that Matt started to tease me I was like, “Okay I’m at home now.” 

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

(Source: sassqueensays)

(Source: poppunkkid)

• ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
• * = just delete your tumblr already
• æ = Post a picture of yourself
• $ = You’re awesome
• # = I love your blog
• @ = You’re beautiful
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly
• <3 = I want to fuck you
• & = I wish we were close
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
• ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

(Source: qichi)